at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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