Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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