so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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