his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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