People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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