I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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