Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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