You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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