guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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