That's intense
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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