is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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