I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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