The maid of honor just puked.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
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Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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