last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My cat gives me a boner
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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