wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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