Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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