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just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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