I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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