fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He did a backflip because drugs
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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