Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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