I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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