Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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