Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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