She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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