I'm going to jail i love you
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The feeling are messing with the penis
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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