I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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