I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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