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But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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