Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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