do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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