If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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