i think my mom watched the whole time
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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