handjob tips. give me some.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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