If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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