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Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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