South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it because I queefed?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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