Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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