Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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