no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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