No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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