i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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