Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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