pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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