his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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