My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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