I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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