My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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