I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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