I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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