the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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